Welcome to mushroom13. I would not advise remaining here too long. It has been proven in double-blind trials to have a strong correlation with "snake hips".
  Unfortunate Incidents
Various Unfortunate Incidents

Click on the licks to the left to read about real-world unfortunate incidents that happened to me. some are disturbing, some are painful to relate, others are extremely bland.

All are unfortunate.
  Finished now.  
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